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Created on 2008-03-12 11:59:11 (#15131943), last updated 2009-11-24
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Basic Info| Name: | Louise |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1991-12-27 |
| Website: | Twitter, where randomness lives |
BioLouise
(Germanic; noun; meaning: complete fail)
Louu;Wally
- Never-Ending Randomness
- A scroll opens...
Louise was invented in late 1991, possibly as a result of Mercury coming into direct accordance with Mars (as reported by several eyewitnesses) although the event may have had nothing to do with this fact. Despite the ambiguities surrounding her inevitable birth, Louise seldom reflects on them, a life choice that is suspected to be due to the strict laws of her home planet, though can most likely be accounted for by the lack of memories circa that event. Louise herself proclaims this to be an attack of amnesia but it is most likely a natural event, as very few humans possess the ability to recall their birth. In an attempt to discover this information, Louise upset the gods and was punished with poor eyesight and an inability to cook.
Louise was subsequently brought up in Nottingham. Making the most of the situation, Louise learnt to read, write and make supersonic spacecraft from tin cans, all before she was three months old. There is some disagreement surrounding this claim, as many scientists believe such a thing is impossible, though Louise, and the mystery of her birth, defy such laws of physics. In order to prove this, Louise created a time machine from kitchen roll tubes after watching one too many episodes of Blue Peter and travelled back in time to before she was born, and in so doing created a written account of her birth - as well as causing the space-time continuum to duly implode and therefore negating any future episodes of Doctor Who. Unfortunately, this account was later recycled alongside her college timetable and 7000 finished novel manuscripts, one of which professed the secret to life on Earth. To this end, Louise owns the patent to Time itself and receives a hefty income from the royalties of its constant use. However, her addiction to shopping and a total lack of awareness concerning the advantages of saving money means that Louise is, to use her native tongue, “constantly flat broke skint.”
At the age of six, Louise was taken by mad scientists to a secret location deep within the hills of England and became the subject of pioneer surgery. Following an accident with the moon which led to Time pausing for a whole day, Louise escaped through a back way and thus avoided a sticky end. Various punishments for this included eating only Cheerios, wearing braces for a whole year and spending the night in hospital. As is her nature, Louise complained heartily about all but the former.
Upon the dawning of her ninth year, Louise was forcibly evicted from the merry old town of Nottingham, suspected to be due to violating the laws of Time, and removed to an insignificant village in what is known to its few inhabitants as “the middle of nowhere”. Louise herself upholds the view that this alternate place of existence is indeed another planet, separate from the rest of civilisation and upholding its own atmosphere by means of telekinetic transportation. However, on a map it can reportedly be found under the name 'Derbyshire'. Louise currently denies this.
Violating the laws of physics again, Louise undertook the task of parenting a member of the feline species in mid 2005. In preparation for this, Louise once more travelled back in time and in so doing edited her own genetic sequence - a plan which later failed and Louise was propelled 15,000 years into the future where she met Oscar Wilde who, upon challenging her to a duel which he later lost, switched the DNA codes using his as-of-yet unknown superpowers. The resultant creature, over time, later became known as Guinevere, no doubt due to her striking resemblance to the Queen of Camelot, whom Louise allegedly met following a wrong turn down Saddler Gate. For legal reasons, the cat-like creature’s name was changed to Gwen following a great battle which led to Louise winning, somewhat against her will, full custody of the kitten.
In an attempt to put a stop to her time travelling antics, Louise was kidnapped against her will and taken to the island of Malta in the year 2007, of which the return journey almost lead to her certain demise onboard a Boeing 747 mid-way over the English Channel. Perhaps due to the trauma of being separated from her homeland, Louise has never had quite the same outlook on time travelling. She has also never attempted air travel again.
In recent years it has also come to world media attention that Louise possesses a great deal of superpowers, a selection of which include the ability to burn salad, her impeccable sense of fashion in socks and her evident invincibility. The latter came to reveal itself following Louise’s enrolment in college in 2008, a phrase which here means “going into the big bad city for hours on end and coming into contact with vehicles under the pretence of studying.”
In an interview of unknown sources, Louise repeatedly screamed the word “Cardiff” and later finished the routine off with a rock n roll rendition of Haydn’s 49th Sonata complete with smoke machine and everlasting gobstoppers. Later, this was proven to be fabricated by Louise herself, who denies any affiliation with everlasting gobstoppers for copyright reasons.
It is reported that Louise now resides on a space station somewhere between Neverland and Valinor. This is, of course, nonsense. Everyone knows that people who violate the laws of physics to such an extreme are, as a rule, not allowed into Valinor. ‘Cept Legolas, he’s just too cool for words.
It has also been said on a few occasions that Louise has a little bit too much spare time on her hands. The mere existence of this document only adds evidence to this claim.
Future plans: In her next great feat of time travelling, Louise plans to compete in 17 World Olympics simultaneously, patent a rainbow coloured iPod and reclaim the British throne (an unfortunate occurrence taking place during the Battle of Agincourt in which some unheard of guy invented the Jedi a few centuries ahead of time and momentarily negated Louise’s existence, allowing him to seize the crown). However, this will require a certain amount of precision and cutting edge technology, especially where the multicoloured iPod is concerned. In light of this, Louise settled on scheduling her world takeover plan for the year 2020, which has already occurred in some time zones (twice in Narnia for reasons unknown) though in fact may never actually occur due to Louise’s inconvenient, though eco friendly, habit of recycling important information.
However, Louise has recently undertaken the impossible task of attaining AAA for Univiersity. World Domination is deferred until further notice.
(Germanic; noun; meaning: complete fail)
Louu;
- Never-Ending Randomness
- A scroll opens...
Louise was invented in late 1991, possibly as a result of Mercury coming into direct accordance with Mars (as reported by several eyewitnesses) although the event may have had nothing to do with this fact. Despite the ambiguities surrounding her inevitable birth, Louise seldom reflects on them, a life choice that is suspected to be due to the strict laws of her home planet, though can most likely be accounted for by the lack of memories circa that event. Louise herself proclaims this to be an attack of amnesia but it is most likely a natural event, as very few humans possess the ability to recall their birth. In an attempt to discover this information, Louise upset the gods and was punished with poor eyesight and an inability to cook.
Louise was subsequently brought up in Nottingham. Making the most of the situation, Louise learnt to read, write and make supersonic spacecraft from tin cans, all before she was three months old. There is some disagreement surrounding this claim, as many scientists believe such a thing is impossible, though Louise, and the mystery of her birth, defy such laws of physics. In order to prove this, Louise created a time machine from kitchen roll tubes after watching one too many episodes of Blue Peter and travelled back in time to before she was born, and in so doing created a written account of her birth - as well as causing the space-time continuum to duly implode and therefore negating any future episodes of Doctor Who. Unfortunately, this account was later recycled alongside her college timetable and 7000 finished novel manuscripts, one of which professed the secret to life on Earth. To this end, Louise owns the patent to Time itself and receives a hefty income from the royalties of its constant use. However, her addiction to shopping and a total lack of awareness concerning the advantages of saving money means that Louise is, to use her native tongue, “constantly flat broke skint.”
At the age of six, Louise was taken by mad scientists to a secret location deep within the hills of England and became the subject of pioneer surgery. Following an accident with the moon which led to Time pausing for a whole day, Louise escaped through a back way and thus avoided a sticky end. Various punishments for this included eating only Cheerios, wearing braces for a whole year and spending the night in hospital. As is her nature, Louise complained heartily about all but the former.
Upon the dawning of her ninth year, Louise was forcibly evicted from the merry old town of Nottingham, suspected to be due to violating the laws of Time, and removed to an insignificant village in what is known to its few inhabitants as “the middle of nowhere”. Louise herself upholds the view that this alternate place of existence is indeed another planet, separate from the rest of civilisation and upholding its own atmosphere by means of telekinetic transportation. However, on a map it can reportedly be found under the name 'Derbyshire'. Louise currently denies this.
Violating the laws of physics again, Louise undertook the task of parenting a member of the feline species in mid 2005. In preparation for this, Louise once more travelled back in time and in so doing edited her own genetic sequence - a plan which later failed and Louise was propelled 15,000 years into the future where she met Oscar Wilde who, upon challenging her to a duel which he later lost, switched the DNA codes using his as-of-yet unknown superpowers. The resultant creature, over time, later became known as Guinevere, no doubt due to her striking resemblance to the Queen of Camelot, whom Louise allegedly met following a wrong turn down Saddler Gate. For legal reasons, the cat-like creature’s name was changed to Gwen following a great battle which led to Louise winning, somewhat against her will, full custody of the kitten.
In an attempt to put a stop to her time travelling antics, Louise was kidnapped against her will and taken to the island of Malta in the year 2007, of which the return journey almost lead to her certain demise onboard a Boeing 747 mid-way over the English Channel. Perhaps due to the trauma of being separated from her homeland, Louise has never had quite the same outlook on time travelling. She has also never attempted air travel again.
In recent years it has also come to world media attention that Louise possesses a great deal of superpowers, a selection of which include the ability to burn salad, her impeccable sense of fashion in socks and her evident invincibility. The latter came to reveal itself following Louise’s enrolment in college in 2008, a phrase which here means “going into the big bad city for hours on end and coming into contact with vehicles under the pretence of studying.”
In an interview of unknown sources, Louise repeatedly screamed the word “Cardiff” and later finished the routine off with a rock n roll rendition of Haydn’s 49th Sonata complete with smoke machine and everlasting gobstoppers. Later, this was proven to be fabricated by Louise herself, who denies any affiliation with everlasting gobstoppers for copyright reasons.
It is reported that Louise now resides on a space station somewhere between Neverland and Valinor. This is, of course, nonsense. Everyone knows that people who violate the laws of physics to such an extreme are, as a rule, not allowed into Valinor. ‘Cept Legolas, he’s just too cool for words.
It has also been said on a few occasions that Louise has a little bit too much spare time on her hands. The mere existence of this document only adds evidence to this claim.
Future plans: In her next great feat of time travelling, Louise plans to compete in 17 World Olympics simultaneously, patent a rainbow coloured iPod and reclaim the British throne (an unfortunate occurrence taking place during the Battle of Agincourt in which some unheard of guy invented the Jedi a few centuries ahead of time and momentarily negated Louise’s existence, allowing him to seize the crown). However, this will require a certain amount of precision and cutting edge technology, especially where the multicoloured iPod is concerned. In light of this, Louise settled on scheduling her world takeover plan for the year 2020, which has already occurred in some time zones (twice in Narnia for reasons unknown) though in fact may never actually occur due to Louise’s inconvenient, though eco friendly, habit of recycling important information.
However, Louise has recently undertaken the impossible task of attaining AAA for Univiersity. World Domination is deferred until further notice.
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12 bar blues, 1984, barrage of awesomeness, bbc, beethoven, birthdays, blogging, british history, capslock, cardiff, cardiff bay, cardiff castle, cardiff in general, cardiff water tower, cardiff waterbus, cats, chatsworth house, chocolate milkshake, chuck norris, clocks going backwards, colin firth, comparing meerkats, converse, dan brown, derbyshire, doctor who, dolmio sauces, drama scripts, egrets, escalators, exploration of shopping centres, failing, fanfiction, fingerless gloves, gothic horror, gwen, h. g. wells, harry potter, haydn, i mention obsessing?, ianto jones, ice skating, imagining odd stuff, kodak moments, long lists, lush, maoam, mars exploration, meerkats, middle ages, money, muse, music, my birthday, my chemical romance, obsessing about stuff, odd stripey socks, oscar wilde, ostriches, party planning, pasta, photobucket, piano, pizza hut, primeval, procrastination, rainbow laces, rainfalls, random train journeys, randomness in general, really long lists, repeating myself, sci fi, scottish accents, scriptwriting, self-constructed air vents, shakespeare, shopping, skegness, skittles, smilies, stream scrambling, subway, sun roofs, switchfoot, thriller on ice, thunderstorms, time travel, torchwood, twitter, vampire novels, vampires, vegetarianism, walkers crisps, weird phobias, welsh accents, world domination, writing, zombies
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John Flamsteed Community School - Denby, England - Derbyshire, United Kingdom (2003 - 2008)Derby College - Derby, England - Derbyshire, United Kingdom (2008 - present)
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